snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

backyardskills:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

To any non-european followers. This is basically Eurovision in a nutshell. 

nauticallarry:

Some of the greatest artwork of the 21st century.

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg